toad-aly suck-sational story

Seriously, this isn’t a story from The Onion. While I was checking my usual online news sources, I found this very unusual story about a dog’s drug addiction. (emphasis mine)

"We couldn't keep our dog's addiction a secret any longer," Laura Mirsch says. "The neighbors all knew that Lady was a drug addict, and soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her." *snip* "She seems to have outgrown the wild toad-obsessed years of her youth," Mirsch says, "and now only sucks on weekends."

Read the story here or, even better, listen to the complete story with ever-so-appropriate music in the background here. (and yes, one of the songs does happen to be Dylan…but I suppose he has so many songs that you could find at least one of his songs appropriate for almost anything). If it doesn’t make you giggle…you need to suck a toad.